Dual....:-)
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
