But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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