Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I'm both gender and math confused
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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