Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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