absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
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