Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
How's work?
Spinning.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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