I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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