Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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