i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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