no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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