Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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