we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
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