If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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