Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I wanna passion pit in your ass
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
