In the future we'll all be gay
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
