Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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