found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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