I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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