We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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