Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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