He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Randomize
