You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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