i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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