did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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