was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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