Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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