Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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