He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
why is half of my head shaved?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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