the new term for farting is butt boxing.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
You left your underwear on the fireplace
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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