So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Your dad touched me again.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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