I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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