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• (323): View more from California

  Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?

  (310): View more from California

  You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?

  (323): View more from California

  So...no?`

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials

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• (407): View more from Florida

  he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.

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  Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?

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  ....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best

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• (206): View more from Washington

  His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this

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• (325): View more from Texas

  I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.

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