So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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