So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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