honey bunches of taint.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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