Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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