bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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