belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Just invented taco cereal.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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