Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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