i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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