Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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