Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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