Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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