under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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