Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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