what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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