Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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