On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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