Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Boobs are out for the taking
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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