It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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