i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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