She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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