You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
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